Are you ready to hear this?

I am about to reveal something so disgusting you'll want to vomit in your mouth. So warning, warning if you don't want to read what I'm about to share with you, you should probably not continue any further and save yourself from the scaring thoughts that will haunt your dreams.

Are you still reading? You are brave.

Today I consumed 1 turtle mocha, 4 chocolate chip cookies, 1 McDonald Hamburger, 2 Reese Peanut Butter Cups, and 3 Peanut Butter Blossoms. Along with 2 slices of pizza. Needless to say I'm about to explode with holiday cheer. To top it off I have a sugar headache to hit the hay with.

Gross, right?